How do you get your clothes?

Dear Windy, How do you get your clothes? I need some advice and all...thanks. Jenny

Dear Jenny, Once you get your first ensemble together, it's a snap to go shopping as a girl, but getting yourself together for the first time is quite the challenge! It takes a little planning and patience...the hardest acquisitions are your wig, makeup and shoes. So let's have a little fun with it! Wait till a few days before Halloween and then tell the salesperson at the wig store that you need a really good one for a costume party. As for makeup, after you fill your shopping basket at the drugstore with one of everything (foundation, powder, shadow, eyeliner, mascara, blusher, lipstick) tell the cashier that the airline lost your wife's suitcase! Shoes you can just gut out at Payless - pick out a pair for yourself and lay down your $10. The rest is easy: you can buy lingerie for your "girlfriend" for Valentine's Day, and a dress, stockings and accessories for "her" for Christmas. By this time next year, you'll be able to dress up and shop for yourself in your new things! Windy